T-Qualizer

Sound Activated Equalizer T-shirt

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5 Things You Need to Know NOW:

1/ The EL Panel Measures 179mm x 123mm & is Stitched to the T-Shirt
2/ The Battery Pack uses 4 x AAA Alkaline Batteries (Not Included)
3/ Available in Small, Medium & Large Sizes
4/ Must be Hand Washed Only & Ironed Only Around Panel and Wires (or they'll melt)
5/ You will Stand out like a Sore thumb wearing it, so it's no good if your shy.

:: You can be irrisistable.

:: You will be gawped at.

:: You must flirt with strangers.

:: You deserve greatness.

You can see yourself wearing the New, Improved...

T-Qualizer

Yes, the Big Sweaty Square panel has gone.

Replaced by the Sleek, Svelt Rectangle of Equalizer Sexyness.

New Panel Size = 179mm x 123mm

Yes my friend, you'll be the envy of all who gaze upon your splendour.

In the Club, at a Bar, on Holiday or Mucking out the Vietnamese Potbellied Porkers. You will stand out as one who knows that style matters.

"The choice you make now,
determines your wardrobe at the weekend."

The T-Qualizer is just what you wanted.

A Beautifully designed, functional, Object d'Art on your Chest. More than a just Conversation Piece, it almost screams:

"MUSIC IS MY FOOD, SO YOU MUST SEE WHAT I HEAR"

probably.

The You of Tommorrow will thank the You of Today

MY PROMISE TO YOU.

You will like this t-shirt a lot, not just how it looks, but the reactions you get when wearing it. It will make you stand out from everyone else in the room*.

(*Unless you're unfortunate enough to be in a room where everyone is wearing one, or there is a couple of Naked Playboy centrefolds on the dancefloor giving headjobs. In which case, I can't help you)

What is it really all about?

T-Qualizer is great, it's Far Better (and Bolder) than the old one colour Equaliser tshirts you see in clubs, adorning fluffy cyber types.

This is more...Retro in its styling, more active (see the little gif below) and a darn sight better value than those found in a certain Camden Town Cyber Shop.

I know, it doesnt have the LABEL on it from the Dog place, and that is true. For some folks that label matters more than the fact the clothes are worn by Clones.

T-Qualizer is what it is. A BIG Sound Activated Flashing Equalizer Type Panel that is Stiched to a Reasonably Decent, Round Neck t-shirt.

The tqualizer is made in China and to get the price so low, they have probably skimped on a few details (like they do) but it works, and works well.

The Battery case / electronics is a Bright plastic lump (that looks like there are bits missing, (like buttons that have been removed and put in to your latest cheapo MP3 player) that sits hidden away inside the tshirt, snug in it's own little pocket. Who cares what that looks like? It holds the batteries and electronic magic is all.

The Wire goes from the box through a cleverly stitched tube that runs through the inside of the shirt, to the back of the panel. Just by your left nipple (ok, my left nipple). I think the stiching is clever, cos I can't stich.

"It's Keenly priced, Not too Fashionable and Black goes with anything."

And lets face it, your only going out clubbing in it, you'll get off your face, take off the t-qualizer because your sweating like a rapist, put it down somewhere and then promptly lose it.

Hey what do I know.

Get this T-Shirt now, and you will be so Happy You Did, you Know why?

No matter what anyone tells you, you will look cool. No, not a pleb, dork, nerd, geek, dick etc... You WILL LOOK COOL.

Trust me, I'm a Doctor, and anyway...

"I've looked like a Dick all my life, but when I wear the
T-Qualizer, no one looks at my face at all.
It's like I'd grown Humungous Mammories over night"

Technical Details:

It uses Spooky EL flat panel lighting technology (Ooohh!)

4 x AAA Batteries (Not Included, The Cheek)

3 Sizes: Small, Medium & Large.

The Tshirt is BLACK no other colour is available yet (don't ask me why)

It MUST NOT be Washed in the Washing Machine. That would be very BAD. So does have potential to become quite stinky, don't say I didn't warn you. So you MUST:

WASH BY HAND ONLY. (Because it's Electric, and you don't wash electricity if you know whats good for you)

And that is as Technical as I am going to get..

When you get one, take a picture of you wearing it, send it to me and I will add it to the site.

Everyone will see just how Cool you are. Really, they will.